xtheoneandonly: psyduk: OH MY GOD. wait….. this, isn’t real. right ?
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you...– Maureen Dowd (via ginandtattoos)
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a...
ourafrica: Afropolitan: the newest generation of African emigrants. You’ll know us by our funny blend of london fashion, New York jargon, African ethics, and academic successes. Some of us are ethnic mixes, ex. Ghanaian and Canadian, Nigerian and Swiss; others merely cultural mutts: American accent, European affect, African ethos.Most of us are multilingual: in addition to English and a...
When you get a birthday card with no money...
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart...
kevinlydelights: xoneha: LOL
When my parents use the computer
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
ratherdielaughing: I like you.
kids these days.
kids now a days dress like : When I was a kid my parents dressed me like :
I wish being on tumblr was a paid job
MARVIN'S ROOM IS OVER CAPACITY!
jamaicankidcudi: Marvin’s mother: ya’ll need ta Lmfaooooo
Make God your foundation in all that you do: work,...
THE TRUTH ABOUT PLANKING
mysteezsick: Planking = slavers stacked slaves on plank beds face down, on top of each other, hands chained to their waist and called it planking the slaves. Slaves were forces to sit in own bodily fluids as well as others. This created unsanitary living environment causing many to die and because slavers didn’t care, they left the dead planked and chained with the remaining slaves. Still...
Uniquely Beautiful: I can't do clingy. →
maiabaturi: I love affection but I’m the type of person that needs distance to be happy. Let me be able to miss you. Let me be able to imagine all the things we can do/talk about. Let me be able to forget about you for a second. If we talk all day & all night then try to make plans the next day, don’t be mad…
I don't feel that close to many people anymore.
diaryofakanemem: Attempting to list a few people who I can call and be completely comfortable talking to or being around, I couldn’t even come up with a small handful. I don’t have that many close friends, it makes me quite a while to build enough trust into someone to even be they’re friend rather than just acquaintances. As for my old friends, everyone changed, even myself. We all seemed to...
That awkward moment when your mom is washing...
I do this allll the time! haha
khaarie: leannetrauzzi: my-chemical-romance-im-not-okay: OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER. OMG ARE YOU KIDDING HOLY FACK THE NOTES :O must of taken ages to do this LMFAO the end. Seeeeth HOLY NOTES
Blogs with automatic music with a pause button no...