I woke up and wanted me a Range Rover, so, today ima go get me my Range Rover....– (via cudlife)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
500daysofzyrah: Sometimes, God seems to be quiet. He seems to be absent and never listens. We call Him but never answers. We ask Him for help but He never rescues. I ask myself, why God in my deepest trouble You were not with me? God smiled and told me, “I never left you. I just want to watch you fighting, using my words that are stored in your heart and mind as your weapon. I’ll always be with...
Its like when God was making me he took the awkwardness of 10 people and gave it to me x_x
It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for...– Nathan Scott (via thefreenomad)
I get attached to people too easily.
When you like someone,
diaryofakanemem: you tend to over think things and put meaning on every single move they make. You overlook their flaws and try to pick out their good qualities instead of the bad. Everything about them suddenly becomes beautiful to you, and you learn to accept them no matter their imperfections. No matter what other people say, you’ll always have a good opinion of them. Just hearing their name,...